Simon (PoOT)/Quotes

Greetings

 * Introduction: "Ain't you [Player]? I heard about you from Victor. I'm Simon. My daughter took over the general store from me, though I still help her out. I helped pioneer this land with your grandfather, y'know. Those were the days."
 * Afternoon: "Nguyen always nods off around this time."
 * Evening: "Well, g'evening to you, [Player]."
 * "Evening to you, [Player]. Don't be burnin' too much of that midnight oil, now."

Chat

 * "If you knew this town back when it started, you'd be impressed by how crowded it's become."
 * "I can handle mornings just fine, but these days, I find myself losin' steam once the sun goes down."
 * "How're you takin' to the farm?"
 * "You're still young, so you have plenty of excitin' years ahead of you."
 * "My grandchildren are pretty fond of you."
 * "That blouse Angela wears is a hand-me-down from Jessie."
 * "I was just thinkin' about how to take Nguyen down.... No, no, I mean in chess."
 * "Nguyen's been a lot more jovial ever since Linh came back to town."
 * "Jessie's pickles are the best."
 * "Smashin' rocks with your hammer is all well and good, but you can level out land with it too. Give it a try sometime."
 * "Finding true happiness is the best thing that could ever happen to a person. I feel that more and more with each passin' year."
 * "As the days go by, trees and wild grasses'll sprout up on your farm. You can get rid of 'em real easy with a hammer and sickle. Take care of those fields, y'hear?"
 * "Gettin' rid of young or withered crops you don't need is real simple. All you gotta do is use that hammer of yours to teach 'em a lesson."
 * "Seein' Jack reminds of my younger days."
 * "You're the spittin' image of your grandfather. I can't tell you how glad I am to have you here."
 * Reach level 10 in crops skill: "I ain't ever seen anyone with such a talent for raising crops. Your grandpa would be proud to see that you've carried on his legacy."
 * After you are married: "Congratulations on your marriage. Come what may, I'm sure you two can handle it together."
 * Your birthday: "Howdy, I hear it's your birthday? Well, Happy Birthday."

Weather/Seasonal

 * Summer: "Ugh. These days, I take one step outside 'n I'm drenched in sweat."
 * Winter: "My back always acts up come winter."
 * Snowing: "Make sure you warm yourself up, or you'll catch a cold."

Town Upgrades

 * After first road upgrade: "As the town changes, we get more folks rollin' in. And as we get more folks, the town keeps right on changin'."
 * After salon opens: "Jessie was plum happy to hear we have a beauty salon now. She was ravin' about how much the town's grown."
 * After town hall upgrade: "Looks like we're getting more tourists."
 * After salon expansion: "Jessie wants me to go to the beauty salon with her, but... I ain't much for flashy styles and all that, myself."
 * After town bench upgrade: "The benches are new, but they're still big enough for me'n Jessie to take a load off together."
 * After second road/light upgrade: "First the road, and now the street lights... Victor's really goin' for it."
 * "There are full-on-swarms o' tourists now. I hope this keeps up."
 * After second town hall upgrade: "Olive Hall is a symbol of our town. I'm darn proud of what we've accomplished."
 * After the cruise liner arrives: "I never expected we'd get a boat that big."

Gifts

 * "Well, thanks. 'Preciate it."
 * Birthday: "I suppose today IS my birthday, come to think of it. Thank you, [Player]."

Festivals

 * Before the Egg Hunt: "The Egg Hunt can't come soon enough."
 * At the Egg Hunt: "Gloria painted all the eggs. Pretty intricate, don'tcha think?"
 * After the Egg Hunt: "So, did you find your fair share o' happiness at the Egg Hunt?"
 * Before the Pet Derby: "I'm plannin' on lettin' loose at the Pet Derby, so you should too."
 * At the Pet Derby: "Win or lose, it all comes down to the pet. Slow and steady wins the race."
 * After the Pet Derby: "Seein' those pets run their little hearts out really lights a fire in my belly."
 * Before Summer Jamboree: "I ain't gonna let you young folk one-up me in the Summer Jamboree."
 * At the Summer Jamboree: "There's a trick to the Hammer Strike. Brute strength ain't the only thing you need."
 * You win the Summer Jamboree: "Well done on the Hammer Strike. So you figured out the trick, did ya?"
 * After the Summer Jamboree: "It was great hearin' everyone's cheers during the Summer Jamboree."
 * At the Fireworks Display: "This show used to be a rinky-dink little shindig, but it's gotten real fancy these days."
 * After the Fireworks Display: "Fireworks sure leave an impact, don't they?"
 * Before the Mushroom Hunt: "If you like mushrooms, you oughta take part in the Mushroom Hunt."
 * At the Mushroom Hunt: "Cindy worked hard on this event, since she knows how much Iori fancies mushrooms."
 * After the Mushroom Hunt: "Did you get a chance to enjoy the Mushroom Hunt? It's great to see my granddaughter takin' initiative."
 * You win the Mushroom Hunt: "I bet it was your love o' mushrooms that led you to victory. Congrats."
 * Before the Spirit Festival: "We're gettin' ready for the Spirit Festival right about now."
 * Before Fishing Tournament: "This year's Fishing Tournament is rampin' up to be another hootenanny."
 * At Fishing Tournament: "Nguyen used to win almost every year, but the young folk have really stepped up these days."
 * After Fishing Tournament: "I had fun talkin' to Nguyen about the old days after the tournament."
 * Before the Snowshine Celebration: "Angela, Cindy and I are discussin' what kinda sculpture to make for the Snowshine Celebration."
 * At the Snowshine Celebration: "I helped out a bit with our family sculpture. Don't you miss it, now."
 * After the Snowshine Celebration: "What'd you think of the Snowshine Celebration? You didn't catch a cold now, did ya?"