Jeff (SoSFoMT)/Quotes

Greetings
Greeting at Supermarket (High Affection): "Hello there, [Player]. How's the farm? I've noticed that it's really starting to look the part lately. So are you, actually. The farm takes after the farmer... or does the farmer take after the farm? Well, either way."
 * First Meeting: Oh, erm...hello. Can I help you? Huh? You're greeting all your new neighbors, you say? Oh! You must be the one who moved into that farm. I'm Jeff.
 * Greeting at Supermarket (Low Affection): Erm, welcome. I'm afraid the only thing we have in stock that might interest a farmer are seeds. I suggest you buy plenty. As many as you can afford. I-I'm serious. But, erm... You ought to choose which ones very carefully. Yes. That's just smart shopping.
 * "...Oh, hello. You must have it hard, what with all that manual labor. Careful you keep your stress levels in check."
 * Evening (Outside): "Aah, finally! The day is over. And yet tomorrow comes quickly on todays' heels. Distressingly quickly, really."

Chat

 * "I suggest you make friends with as many people as you can here. It's a small town, after all. Yes, it's definitely wise to be a friend! -- Ooh, ow, ow. No. It's all right. I'm fine."
 * "Seeing you working so hard gives me the courage to work a little harder myself. Not that my job's as hard as yours."
 * At Church: I love how tranquil it is here. It's wonderfully soothing to bath the body and the spirit."
 * At Clinic: "I'm afraid I'm not operating at 100% today. Though I may say, being here at the Clinic really dulls the edge of my stress."
 * "Aah, finally! The day is over. And yet tomorrow comes quickly on today's heels. Distressingly quickly, really."

Gifts

 * "Wow, thank you! That's so thoughtful of you. I love it."
 * "Thank you! What a nice gesture. I like it."
 * "How kind of you. Thanks."
 * "I'm afraid I'm not too fond of stuff like this, sorry to say."
 * "Huh... All right. I think I see what you're trying to say. Guess I really left a bad impression on you."

Festivals
Spring Derby:
 * Day before Spring Derby: "I'm wondering who I should place my bets on for tomorrow's Derby... Ugh, my stomach hurts just thinking about it."
 * At Spring Derby: "I can't even imagine riding a horse. Everyone in the race sure is brave."

Fetch Festival:
 * Before the Fetch Fest: "Watching the competition is fun, of course, but I'd love to just relax and sunbathe, too..."
 * At the Fetch Fest: "Pets are really smart. I wouldn't mind having one at home, myself."
 * After the Fetch Fest: "Animals are really clever. I'm even more sure of that now."

Concert:
 * Before the Concert: "Are you taking part in the Concert? Karen tells me she's going to be singing again this year."
 * Day before the Concert: "I've already got butterflies in my stomach for tomorrow's Concert, and I'm not even in it! I hope Karen's performance goes off without a hitch..."
 * At the Concert: "This is great. Music is perfect for relaxing."

Fluffy Festival:
 * Day before Fluffy Festival: "Tomorrow's the Fluffy Festival. I can't wait to find out ho our winner is this year."
 * At Fluffy Festival: "This sure is nice. Animals just make everything feel so relaxed and laid back, you know?"
 * After the Fluffy Festival: "The animals were so well-behaved. Adorable too."

New Year's Eve:
 * "They say soba noodles are good for your health. That means I can have as much as I want! Hahaha!"